i fly like paper, get high like planes

Yo! My name's Mandy.
I am so proud to be a FILIPINO ♥

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
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stillslydgn:

you know that feeling where you like a band and theyre really small and arent well known then one day they just start getting really big and though youre happy theyre getting the recognition they deserve you just feel like screaming out I LOVED THEM FIRST ME I AM SUPERIOR but you dont bc youd like to avoid looking like a complete fuckass

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dorothy-cotton:

dj-smackdown:

consultingskeletontribute:

gamzees-purple-nipples:

clumsyoctopus:

canaderp:

AHHH

MAMA

THAT LOOKS AWESOME

haha dang that wig styling is impressively accurate

sCREAMING

BEST VINYL SCRATCH COSPLAY EVER!!

Jesus fuck, THE NOTES. And I can’t believe I’m getting comments like that all over the place and all I posted was my face. I was just so damn proud of all my wig-work but JESUS. dflknbdfkjgnlDLKBGN ///////

ohohoho SWEET

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gloominazi:

AISLING DON’T DO THAT TO ME

gloominazi:

AISLING DON’T DO THAT TO ME

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tatelangdon-ahs:

American Horror Story Poster- Season 2 

tatelangdon-ahs:

American Horror Story Poster- Season 2 

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Teehee (Taken with instagram)

Teehee (Taken with instagram)

THIS REMINDED ME OF THE DOVE KEEPER WHEN I SAW IT. Asdfghjkl #thedovekeeper #frerard #mychemicalromance  (Taken with instagram)

THIS REMINDED ME OF THE DOVE KEEPER WHEN I SAW IT. Asdfghjkl #thedovekeeper #frerard #mychemicalromance (Taken with instagram)